We Wear No Pants

We Wear No Pants


Episode 176- now on TheUltimateGamer.com, Jane Jensen and Katie Callahan!

May 19, 2014

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Episode 176!


Welcome to episode 176 of Game Briefs, your authority on games, news, tech and gadgets. We are now with Ultimategamer.com and welcome those of you who have been brave enough to join us in the chatroom there. Of course, you can also interact with us via our Facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/GameBriefs/


With me this evening are two gentlemen, and I use that term loosely, that need introductions.


Former Editor of Technomite, sarcastic badass and purveyor of the Farting Corner, Bob Lohblaw And Metal know it all, former industry insider and the guy who has more awkward pauses than Jimmy Kimmel without his teleprompter- Steel Valor!


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Tonight on Game Briefs we have for you the type of show you would want to listen to, but not admit to your friends that you are an avid listener of with:


The Frontlines


In The Farting corner with Bob


Noobie Toobie with Steel


and more!


But first!


Let’s start first by welcoming our guests, Jane Jensen of Pinkerton Road and Katie Hallahan, PR Director and Designer at Phoenix Online Studios


Be sure to visit their sites:


http://www.gabrielknight20th.com/


http://www.postudios.com/company/


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The Farting Corner w/ Bob


Net Neutrality


The Frontlines


Bob: Phil Spencer’s impact already being felt by Microsoft’s Xbox division.


http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/05/rumor-xbox-live-to-remove-gold-requirement-for-netflix-hulu/


Steel: There is no need to panic and change your mobile phone platform for the new Titanfall app, like I did for Call of Duty (FML) … because it’s available for everything… everything but Blackberry. Awwww bbm gets no love, but honestly, the only people I know that use blackberry’s are ex-seals and paranoids. So what’s included in the new app? Stats, history, stats, interactive maps, stats, loadouts, stats, player tracking, stats, scoreboards and stats. … oh and stats. BTW … from what I’ve seen so far it’s an excellent addition as a real time tracker while you’re playing. Just try not to get killed while you’re staring at it. There is a bit of PC hate in the review for the app because it favors the consoles, but let’s face it. The PC master race just is denying it’s roots. Who’s your daddy? Ralph Baer’s your daddy!


Option:Have you seen Sony’s new magnetic tape? Apparently, it holds 185 TB of data. However, it still will not go to the next song like it’s supposed to, and dear god help you if you don’t know how to read the lines in the window. What’s next? 8Track is revisited?


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NEW SEGMENT: Audio Ebola


Premise: We want to give you some bad music to respawn to. These are our songs:


Steel’s first with GordorothVomit Noise



Bob comes up with:


Dear Lord, Disney jumped on the EDM bandwagon with a new to me album DConstructed where they remix some old and new Disney “classics.â€


Today we sample the tragedy that is Let it Go from Frozen. I don’t think there is a parent out there that still likes this song. It has been this year’s quintessential earworm and and EDM remix isn’t going to save us any pain.


http://vevo.ly/7INrQh


Any song that throws you into a murderous rage is good to respawn to.


And we finish with Option’s choice:



I feel my life force being drained.


I get two this week.



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Noobie Toobie W/ Steel


​What do I need to stream?


First off you need a decent connection. I have Time Warner EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEE Internet and I get 30mbps down and 5 up.​ Even with this my gameplay on the Xbox One or the Xbox 360 will be effected. It lags and die!!! I would suggest 5mbps up at the bare minimum.


Secondly, you need a console stream service or a hardware capture device and broadcaster. I recommend the Hauppage PV2 as it works with every platform. HD does matter despite what other gamers may tell you. I will watch a HD video over a non-HD video for the sole factor that it says. “Hey, I’ve spent the money and am proving to you that I’m serious about this.” It also proves you’re not a 8 year old making a spinning headshot sniping montage on Ghosts. 1,000 shots and you get 10 headshots and think you’re a pro. if you don’t want to spend the money I would suggest the Twitch app on Xbox One and Xsplit for capture on the PC as well as Twitch for the broadcast. You can’t go wrong with Twitch on either platform.


Third you need a personality if you are going to do commentary OR you need to be either very good or terrible if you’re not going to say a word.


So to sum up… it costs money to stream and there is no guarantee you’re going to make it back. It’s true, my “I tore my jeans playing Halo 2″ video was huge. It had 200k views when I made the mistake of taking it down instead of making it private. Which leads me to my last comment.


Never ever upload something you will regret uploading … the same goes for deleting.


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SMOKIN OPTIONS


(Song by “In My El Camino (from The Beaver Hunter)”)


A HOT BABE, A HOT SMOKE, AND A HOT GAME


A BABE


Liam Hemsworth


Ailyn G iménez- Singer for Sirenia and also Serenity


A SMOKE:


5 Vegas Gold


This is a Connecticut wrapper, mild, but still very good and best of all- cheap!


A GAME:


Compulsive on Android. Awesome matching type game, very fun to play.


https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tmsoft.compulsive


Next show (Which will air LIVE 5/30/14, right here LIVE! on TheUltimateGamer):


We talk to Team Infamy, and Steven Alexander about Quest for Infamy, making a retro game, challenges and successes on Kickstarter and more!


Here’s the demo for the game-


And here’s Team Infamy’s intro to the world:



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