Friends of the Show Episode 37 with Dave @Dave_Cactus!
“Who controls the past
Controls the future
Who controls the present
Controls the past”
Oceania Tis for Thee
What can we say about Dave Cactus? A Truly nice and great person whom loves to joke online. This guy does it all and is a great friend to many of us in the twitter joke community. In his hometown he is a legend and they have painted a gigantic mural of Dave to commemorate his greatness, I am so very happy to be talking to him today welcome Dave!
Dave’s background: Was a huge money millionaire during the tech boom, owns classic cars, lives a life of pure luxury and jokes online.
Dave’s Story: Dave Barry Burned Me!
Dave’s Tweets:

DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here!DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope*DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 29, 2016

MY Pick:

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 20, 2017

Dave’s Picks:
“I’d love to reenact this tweet if I could ever find a big enough vat, and some way to simulate the mashed potatoes so I don’t ruin a large amount of food.”

SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprisedThey do not look surprised at all
— SpicedGirl Eggnogito (@iamspacegirl) November 15, 2015

“This Rob Elliott tweet is, of course, a classic. Ever since I took the sign to the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, imitators have popped up everywhere”

*camera cuts to me in crowd at NFL game holding a giant sign that says "I JUST HOPE THE TEAMS HAVE FUN"*
— rob elliott (@rockymomax) September 18, 2015

Questions from Twitter:

How long have you been tweeting for, Dave?
— Blacob (@dksc4life) December 14, 2017

Hello Dave, do you believe the most important thing about sporting events is that both teams have fun?
— brandAn Got Runover By a Subaru Forester (@LeBearGirdle) December 14, 2017

who is your favorite ninja turtle?
— markydoodoo (@markydoodoo) December 14, 2017

1. What is your actual last name?2. Who is your favorite celebrity?3. I like you4. Have you ever performed an illegal activity?5. I love you
— Mark Magark (@markedly) December 14, 2017

1. what would you tell teenagers about texting and driving?2. who is the coolest twitter person you’ve met in real life?3. how do you drink your coffee?
— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) December 14, 2017

Hello Mr Skinner and Mr Cactus. 3 questions:
1. If a witch turned you into a structure but you got to choose, which structure would you be and why?