As a Publicist, Mike Doria teaches the masses how to stand out in the crowd on Episode 8: How Gr8 Thou Art.  But, this comes only after he officially declares the Frankly Doria World Waria.  This is a peaceful war in which countries, must compete for his visit.  The one with the most episode downloads wins (Canada should not be so eager).  Mike, coming off a concert blitz, meets up with "Milkshake" singer Kelis to learn that she now wants to some fries with that shake.  It's an interview you'll find only The Frankly Doria Show.  And, Mike -- who swears he wrote that song before she got around to it, pulls his version out of the archives to prove it.  Also, The happiest Mayor on Earth, Oscar Goodman, reveals the secret to a good life and good name and Joe Squellati offers up advice for those who might need a little repair work when it comes to PR and their name.