In this chapter we learn why ripping out the hearts of humans (or giants) is currently banned in Norway, why Peter Jackson executed an egg a day with an antique revolver during the filming of Lord of the Rings, and why Merlin's abseiling skills mean he wi

In this chapter we plan out our ideal births, situated on the disused site of the "Neverland" theme park, and accompanied by celebrity sibling Julian Roberts and a rabid monkey. We also form a band consisting of our nieces and nephews wearing masks of the

In Flat 29's Big Book of Everything's Christmas Special 2010, we count down 12 christmas items on our minds this holiday season, all whilst wearing our auto-tune ties, PVA Nutsuits, and strings of superman's-eyes-staring-into-your-very-soul-Poundland-LED

In this voyerISTIC chapter, we train up some aprentice spies by assigning them to spy on an ant, help James Bond sneak a Twix into a bad guy's hollowed out volcano lair, and examine the many and varied jobs carried out by Steve Jobs, including miner, fren

No new chapter this week I'm afraid! Instead, we have been digging through our bins, and have found a whole collection of clips that didn't make it into previous chapters.

In this chapter we plan a diet regime based around food confiscated from children, stir things up with a game of popular quiz Guess The Utensil, and present a reading from The Gospel According to Tony the Tiger. In his own sacred words, its grrrrreat.

In this manure-ridden chapter, we find out which of us has The Tractor Factor, Dan gets rather too much enjoyment from a goat licking his hand, and after lovingly raising our cows to adulthood, we coldly shoot them at point blank range. Because we are far

Flat 29 proudly present a feature length musical adventure starring everyone's favourite crime solving time travelling duo - Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston. To celebrate another successful lecture, Winston has taken his class out for dinner at his

In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best

In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish. We also pop into the steam room to chat to talk fitness B