After Jesse Kage succumbs to the melodic sound of the show's intro, Special Ed (in his boxers in bed) wastes no time getting angry at cyclists and people in movies who stash their keys in the visor. Also: The Kage's "pulled the goalie" this week; AMC Theaters considers allowing texting during movies; Ed hears horny satanic voices; K/B/M "The Nun Edition"; and What is your fantasy?