Before racist robots put us all in zoos, Special Ed would like to get something of his chest concerning "monosexuals" and Jesse Kage would like to defend every woman's right to publicly expose her nip-nips in this week's "Poem". Fisher's baby-talk is unnerving and sounds a lot like Marge Simpson. AND this week's Kill-Bang-Marry is a special baseball edition featuring Derek Jeter, Pete Rose, and Morganna the Kissing Bandit.