Let's traumatize a whole lot of people this week with the sequel to The Face on the Milk Carton, Whatever Happened to Janie? by Caroline B. Cooney, shall we?

It's just...this whole situation is SO MESSED UP, Y'ALL

Plus we wonder: were Swatch watches the Pokemon of accessories? 

And were you looking for a quick civics lesson? We've got you covered!

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