Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid

Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid


Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid: Natural Born Enemies: Your Onesie and The Toilet

April 24, 2015


Do you love jumpsuits but don’t wear them because you can’t deal with the drama? Taking off a onesie in the bathroom is tricky! Tune into Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid with Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick while they share their tips and advice for dealing with onesies, aka jumpsuits. They will announce the “Dick of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction starting at 10:00 am PST.  #podcast   #onesie   #jumpsuit   #fashiontips   #fashionadvice


Podcast Summary:


1. We have a guest “Cassandra NYC” and she will divulge all her onesie secrets!


2. Nomination for Dick of the Week is from Kim. This week’s winner of Trunk in my Junk is the rude man on the airplane who argues with his seatmate who happened to be an older woman for putting up her stuff beside his’ at the overhead cabin.


3. Psychic predictions: There’s gonna be a big surprise tonight. The chances you’re going with that guy on an elephant – zero.


4. How to use the toilet while you’re wearing a onesie? First of all, your thigh should be in good shape. Consider going to a barre class. Next is you quickly “whip it”- which means take off your onesie one sleeve after the other and tuck it in your legs- while pulling it with both hands forward, so you don’t spill your urine on it while you squat on the toilet. Hold your garment in one hand while you reach for the toilet paper, carefully not letting any part of your naked body touch anywhere the toiled (because you don’t want to have germs on your body). And because you probably are already freezing, carefully but quickly put your clothes back on. Voila!