I'm going to be honest, this was a terrible idea. We sat around last week and watched Double Dragon together, and I cannot express to you the depths of despair that await foolish travelers who follow in our footsteps. If you ever do, take this running commentary as a guide. It won't help drown out the sound of your own screams, but it may help you better appreciate the nuance of Robert Patrick's acting style.

** This is not a normal episode of Fall Damage. It's meant to be listened to while watching 1994's Double Dragon. The movie available is on Netflix instant.