In the explosive inaugural episode, Amber has a serious confession to make, one that will shock the senses and undermine the very premise of the show. It’s a truth more unknowable than an Eldrazi titan. A secret more explosive than the Golgothian Sylex...

The princess is safe with the Night Snails... for now! But there’s a wedding underway, and with a wedding comes guests - lots of them. Some of whom may NOT have been invited. Can the Snails and Kazzel the Drow ensure the “I do’s” go off without a hitch...

The party leveled up and gets a second class! Making some money sounds like a good idea, so they head to Rhapsody Roads where they met a very experienced traveller. Special guest alert! We had Kat, the DM from the podcast Dames & Dragons,

Amber, Brandon, and Gary return to discuss sitcoms, economic conditions, and once-in-a-blue-moon movies.

Brenda joins Kristin to discuss disdain for Shakespeare.

With special cargo on board and the press getting wind of it all things can only get worse from here. Hopefully the Knight Snails can ensure safe passage and make sure everything is on the up and up...

After making friends with a guard, the party moves on to sell the wares they got in Bluefield and take their space metal to the Gale Forge.

Brenda and Sarah return to discuss horrible people, cultural evolution, and the state song. You know the one. Content Warning: This episode mentions eating disorders and pedophilia.

Amber and Brandon return to discuss reality.

The Night Snails are on a boat! And they're chug-chugging along down the river with their VIP on board. But when you have IPs on your boat, you tend to gain some notice from normal Ps. And what's more, there's someone on board who isn't being as tru...