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Cursing In The Park
Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The new iPhone has Marty's Trypophobia acting up (an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes, or bumps), NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterho
Taltz Bois
Hello and welcome to the very first episode recorded at Curtis' new house. Unfortunately the "studio" isn't quite ready yet, so we did this episode on the porch, aka the "Vestibule". Topics include: Curtis Loves Joanie (pre teen Curtis had a "thing" for E
Pusillanimous Hippopotamus
Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The Shining (yes again), Tony Danza is on a hot mic (this clip is from at least 20 years ago, but still fucking fantastic) and Chris Cuomo really doesn't like being called Fredo (this clip is very curr
Gooble Gobble
Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Drugs (we talk a little bit about our own experimentation with drugs when we were youngsters and some of the dumb shit we would do), Beating Women (and how not too long ago it was not only socially acc
Très Jolie
Hello and welcome to another expletive filled episode. This weeks episode in particular has heavy uses of the word "cunt". See... Marty is hoping that the word "cunt" catches on more as an adverb, than a slight or term degrading women, and we can't agree
Gherkin Through The Merkin Curtain
Hello and welcome to another episode. This weeks show can be summed up in 3 words: Hip, Hop and Merkin. Sure we talk about other things, including A Totally not gay YouTube star (Bryan from the Daily Bumps) and Parallel/Alternate dimensions/realities, but
Prepared Foods
Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Nike pulls their "Betsy Ross Flag" shoes from stores (because... racist?), Soda has a crazy amount of sugar in it (DUH) and a short man erupts in a bagel shop (apparently women really don't want no "sh
Solarium
Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This is the first episode of the New theDAMNcast that was recorded outside of beautiful downtown Canal Fulton, Ohio, and was instead recorded at Marty's house, in the "Solarium". Topics include: Before and after pict
Mothering
Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. We recorded this episode back in mid March of 2019, but due to unforeseen circumstances, we didn't end up releasing it at that time. So... considering Jokozuna is dominating the Japanese (in Japan) this week, we di
The Lil Assgels
Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Dick Yelp (A Twitter page where women submit reviews of past lovers. We're pretty sure the reviews are fake, but that doesn't stop us from reading a bunch of them), we play a clip from the 1932 Horr