Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Browns DE, Myles Garrett, bonking Steelers QB Mason Rudolph on the head with his own helmet (even though everyone has already talked this shit to death, we put our 2 cents in), would dogs eat their owners (if we died and they had no other source of food) and Kanye West and Joel Osteen are best buddies now (Kanye IS the living embodiment of Jesus Christ, so...). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.