You listen to us, so we listen to you- you asked for it and so now DVDASA has superior sound on par with the BBC! Listen to our velvet voices in this special New Year’s episode while we go off and on topic with our new headset mics looking like air-traffic controllers and sports announcers. After the longest break we’ve ever been on, we come back like Voltron to critique and judge and not judge everything around us. First thing to hit the shit list- our very own show. The sound quality of Saga 02 has been unlistenable according to Choey so now there are improvements being made that have us all looking like telemarketers. A monster that keeps shifting, listen to us recap the past month as we go backwards Memento style starting with Asa’s brief birthday and honeymoon vacation for her longest marriage. Dave taps quick lover Critter who loves to cuddle for a threesome invitation, we go through the motions of drunk sex with Asa, coke dick, and a very special powercheck guest Hikaru and the world’s greatest racer Kamui. From there a full Japan recap is in order with the food, the whores, the reunions and the revelations that Soapland is not a place but a state of mind. The level of whoring in Japan blows every other country away according to Dave, with NURU being a reality as we slip and slide through the lube lens view of the trip which includes a surprise Sasha Grey run-in, Dave eating his own ass through the mouth of another, Bobby becoming a crazy Jap, and much much more. From there we dip our toes in a quick Vegas trip which had a surprise sighting of our special guests on the show before ending it all with threats and accusations which lead to Dave coming up with his own trivia. As a final gift, Steve Lee comes in to crouch down Human Centipede style with Asa to get a quick whiff before disappearing into the white space of the room. This shit is crazy and you are crazy for listening, but there’s no other way. This is DVDASA.
Recorded January 5th, 2014.