This very special episode features not only the vocal talents of Mister Rojen Razorwire, but it was also produced by the podcasting legend himself! Roe has bequeathed the fellas Project Archivist's annual "Fast Food Follies" episode.  And in addition to learning the dangers of stealing one of Jake's McNuggets or (even worse) forgetting his spicy mustard, the fellas discuss the following:  • A Florida Man Smashes Hot Pizza Into His Father's Face Upon Discovering He Helped in His Birth • Another Florida Man Smashes a Taco Bell Burrito Into His Wife's Face During an Argument • Yet Another Florida Man is Arrested for Smashing a Cheeseburger Into the Face of His Sleeping Girlfriend • A South Carolina McDonald's Employee Assaults Their Manager With Crispy Bacon • Yet Another Florida Man Attacks the Mother of His Child With Sweet and Sour Sauce Because She Brought Him the Wrong Meal From McDonald's • A Connecticut Woman a Pregnant McDonald's Worked Over a "Messed Up" McChicken Sandwich And Proceeds to Make Her Own • An Upset McDonald's Employee Hits a Coworker in the Face With a Cheeseburger For Working Too Slowly • The World's Biggest Ketchup Fan Storms a McDonald's Kitchen Because She Didn't Get Enough Packets • An Oregon Woman is Arrested For Pouring Liquor Down a Taco Bell Worker's Throat • A Tennessee Woman Assaults a McDonald's Manager With a Stun Gun and Proceeds to Drag Him Out of the Drive-Thru Window • A Man Pulls a Gun On a Popeyes Worker Over a Condiment Clash • A Memphis Woman Pulls a Gun on a McDonald's Employee Because She Received Ketchup Instead of Jelly And finally, the guys accidentally discover the legend of the Wereseagull!! Be sure to check out Roe on each and every episode of Project Archivist.  And, as always, help Jake and Tom in the quest for global domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following them on social media, and by sharing their stuff with your friends! Don't forget to check out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), as well as all of the other great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in radio, as well as supporting their Patreon Page!   Copyright 2020 Thomas Coe, Jacob Wilson & Roejen Razorwire - Intro By HAB - Cover Art By Villain Archives