I scored Mariah tickets at Caesars Palace, so I made Tim Tucker (timtucker.tv, actor, singer, dancer) go with me, then we sat atop Caesars' parking lot and (while helicopters buzzed us), we talked Mariah, our former nipple piercings, our experiences with Joan Rivers, some of Tim's fun showbiz stories, and finally his Greatest Wisdom. Please enjoy, share, like, etc., because I love you, and I would be ever so grateful.