Award-winning journalist Dave Berns said he wanted to be on my show, and since he's an old friend of mine, and since my dad spilled red wine on his carpet during Thanksgiving once, I said, "Yes, of course," and I Google-mapped over to his house for a funtertaining conversation about Barbara Walters, Trayvon Martin, governors, Robin Leach + sex, and our long-lost Jewfros.

Track Listing:

1 minute in: If people get good at 10,000 hours, how many hours are they in when they start sucking?

07:30: Jewfros and Mr. Kotter's mustache 

12:00: Jewish people of New York

18:00: News people versus personalities, plus Fox News.

21:00: Journalists are emotionally constipated because they don't climb stripper poles

24:30: Robin Leach + sex

30:30: Limo jacking in Vegas TV ads

31:30: The Orwellian cameras of Las Vegas

36:00: Porn stats!

44:00: "The best attainable version of reality"

47:30: The punchline of Dave's Jim something story

49:45: Dave and I have Rashomon stories about Barbara Walters

62:00: Greatest wisdon: Listen

69:00: Trayvon Martin's mom, Sybrina Fulton

78:00: Ethics time -- would you save a bridge jumper or take video?

82:30: Martha Gellhorn

85:00: Journalism Schools and our disagreement

91:45: What people do for $9 an hour in Vegas

96:00: Should Vegas have a sports team?

98:45: Berns wants to do a Doug + Dave podcast, what would we name it?