Welcome to the show that keeps you from doing that really important thing you need to do, for just another hour more. On today’s show we spy on some pixelated genitals, deliver pizza by aerial drone, and get offered sex for that sweet sweet queso. Man Dissolved in Acidic Water After Trying to Soak in Yellowstone National Park Hot PoolThe UK passes the Snoopers' CharterOhio woman accused of soliciting sex for nachosApology over Watch Dogs 2's genitalia gaffeDomino’s delivers its first pizza using a drone in New Zealand'Fart' in parliament: Row blows up in CanadaIf you want to be a beta reader of Matt's new novel, email matt@thedistractionengine.com.