Welcome to the podcast that sifts through all the news of the week, gets bored halfway through, and decides to make a sandwich instead. Headlines Barnes & Nobles' list of the 25 Best Cats in Science Fiction & Fantasy Bye bye Vine Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are hosting a cooking show on VH1 Mark gets wound up about patent trolls Police arrest tree in Portland, Maine for blocking traffic at busy intersection Topless selfie student crashes into Texas police car Don't forget! Visit Sylvia's Etsy store and use the promo code SYLVIADRAWS10 to get 10% off your holiday portrait order! Preorder Matt's book and if you still have time, check out Mark's radio show.