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"I can't stand a standing desk, but I can chase a running VM..."

This episode is light on iOS, heavy on Java and Javascript, and covers some large-scale processing and machine learning articles to boot.

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• Ain't it good to be right? Nice article on how the JVM still rules - and polyglot is king. http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/09/the-second-coming-of-java
  
  
• Speaking of Java, how about some new tools and the direction of the VM? http://jaxenter.com/java-performance-tool-makes-shock-reappearance-48123.html
  
• Build a Sweet AngularJS Photo Slider - 2 parts - Lukas Reubbelke
  - http://onehungrymind.com/build-sweet-photo-slider-angularjs-animate/
  and http://onehungrymind.com/build-sweet-angularjs-photo-slider-pt-2-ngtouch/
  
• Two articles from Year of Moo. First, an absolutely extensive article on testing in AngularJS - http://www.yearofmoo.com/2013/09/advanced-testing-and-debugging-in-angularjs.html, and second, coverage of the animation APIs in 1.2 http://www.yearofmoo.com/2013/08/remastered-animation-in-angularjs-1-2.html
  
• Learning materials: A free, comprehensive textbook on Machine Learning - http://ciml.info/
  
  
• Collection of Bootstrap tutorials. http://vidinterest.com/playlist/enbeeone3/bootstrap-3-video-tutorials
  
  
• Oracle announces in-memory database with 100x greater query performance: http://www.zdnet.com/oracle-promises-100x-faster-queries-with-new-in-memory-option-for-databases-7000020996
  
• Stir Desk - Kinetic desk: http://www.stirworks.com/