Simon is an antique dealer. He is very precise. Simon by name and Simon by nature. He likes to know how things are spelled and what their value is. Dr Bartholomew Crashbandikoop wants Simon to travel to Judea as soon as possible but Simon is concerned that too many other people share his name.

With Jinni Lyons, Dave Waller, Jonathan Monkhouse, Katy Schutte & Tony Harris.