"Quiet procrastinatory time for people who need it."

"I am steeped in romance."

"Yes, and!"

"What is the difference between contemporary romance and romcom?"

"My brand is angsty queer milennials angsting about home."

"Romance reasons!"

"Why can't you just make yourself small?"

(But not at the same time)

"What is the company's game plan? We don't know."

"Nicholas Cage fits Perfectly!"