Well welcome back to DamnWeek! This week we discovered where people form relationships and where they end them. Sean Johnson, met the object of his affection at his local Walmart store in the toy aisle. His desire was too strong to wait as he engaged in sexual acts that led to his arrest for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. So yeah, it's bad to start humping inside a store but it's even worse when the one getting humped is not even a human being but rather a brown, stuffed horse. Maybe they should move the stuffed horse into the adult toy section? And then there's the opposite end where you've just been dumped, so what do you do? Go to your local twenty-four hour KFC of course. Chinese woman, Tan Shen, did just that, she went there to think and ended up staying for an entire week until she finally got sick of having chicken every day. We, too, did not know KFC also served as a hotel for the dumped; learn something new everyday. Speaking of new, Renee Zellweger has a new face. Is she getting ready for her next movie? Bridget Jones, the edge of...facial reconstruction? All this news, plus we introduce a brand new game! Don't miss it