DamnWeek

DamnWeek


Rapey Michelin Man

October 20, 2014

Damn it's been another DamnWeek! This week the ebola virus has been on everyones mind as worry over it spreading has the nation gripped in fear, however, for businessman, Todd Spinelli, his only fear is of the virus going away. He's been selling, Ebola C, a dietary supplement aimed to boost the immune system and protect it from contracting diseases like ebola, it's basically a rip off airborne and is not FDA approved but go ahead and look for it at your local airport stores! Over in New York, it's the website, PornHub, that is in fear; fear that they may lose their advertisement. Currently, in Times Square, there is an ad that shows two hands forming a heart with the slogan, "All you need is a hand," apparently people find the message perverse and they want it gone. When did New York get so conservative? It's just an advertisement, they need to rub it off; pun intended. And lastly, over in Italy, they are no longer in fear of their collapsing economy because thanks to hookers and drugs, they're out of the recession and looking up! Funny, we get mad over a porn advertisement, and they regain wealth over prostitution...