Buckle in for another lengthy intro as Rich Talks about becoming a father and just how many Final Fantasy VII games he played while on Paternity leave. Plus more Dissidia NT talk as Jake finally get some hands on time with the game!

Jake's 3rd attendance of a Final Fantasy Distant Worlds concert and Rich's experience playing Dissidia Final Fantasy NT for PS4 take up a chunk of the beginning of the episode (and hey, for off topic nonsense its FF relevant for once!)

Its that time of year again when our boys spend an hour or so playing a classic game really badly and cursing a lot before talking about how great the game really is because they are too drunk to say otherwise. Do you like Mortal Kombat?

Rich and Jake spend a lengthy intro memorializing the once great and now dead Marvel Heroes, only to finally roll into the final run of our play-through of Kingdom Hearts 2.

Jake and Rich realize they bit off more than they can chew by trying to finish wrap up the game in one more episode only to realize that Sora, Donald and the Goof Bro needed TWO more episodes to properly send this bitch off.

Hope you have a comfortable seat, folks. Rich and Jake return once again for another overwhelmingly long episode featuring Sora, Donald, Goofy and the rest of the Disney and Final Fantasy misfits featured in the wonderful and ridiculous Kingdom Hearts 2.

Rich and Jake return to SquareEnix's weird and wonderful Disney x Final Fantasy mashup series with Kingdom Hearts II expecting to hang with our boy's Sora, only to discover a new guy rocking a Keyblade. Find out more on the next episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!

Jake and Rich make it to the end of the long game known to most as Final Fantasy VIII. Disbelief that Seifer has not thrown in the towel, being wildly overpowered and not caring one bit, all await (AND MORE) on this fiesta we call DAMN CHOCOBO!!!!

The boys return to talk about their experience with the 3rd disk of their adventure called Final Fantasy VIII. Debate on how the romantic drama is and a whole crap ton of "HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN" questions in this ring action called DAAMN CHOCOBO!

Rich and Jake take up the challenge to finally give the Final Fantasy series music the attention it deserves. For once a FF music list that DOES NOT include One Winged Angel AND MORE await on DAMN CHOCOBO!