Hello, friends of this podcast (you know who you are).

Our sincerest apologies for being gone for so long, but with the holidays, and humankind's inherent inclination toward laziness, we didn't want to work over the holidays. We bet you didn't either.

But we are back, and we are talking Michael Wolff's fiery Trump tell-all, a former Vine star encountering a dead body in Japan, and people eating laundry detergent because they think it's Gushers.

So basically the first week of 2017 is no different then the last 52.