The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie return with the first new episode of 2014 - metaphoric kipper ties, Showaddywaddy, the true story of the Titanic and Sage's disreputable mother all on the table of discussion today

The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie mull over the issues of the day including Broadmoor games with Peter Sutcliffe, wrestling with Richard Harris and weapons of mass destruction

The colonel and Sage discuss the working classes, leaky Tories, World War buggery and the insightful proclamations of the cook Jamie Oliver

Topics on the table today include Royal sprogs, Duncan-Smith and dwarves, Charlie Chaplin, Vietnam war stories, the drift towards slavery

The Colonel and Sage return with the Loon Goon in the studio - an Irish revolutionary who witnessed Theresa May boiling immigrant children cackling with a salivating Eric Pickles sat at the table waiting for his din dins

Fun and games with the Colonel and Sage

Rasta don't work for no CIA - But uncle Thomas Does!

Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour

The strange disappearance of the Colonel's wife, The Parker pen thermometer, The Red Baron and tight pockets

Wow, the Colonel and Sage return, Scottish bottoms, David Icke and Wogan's elbows, burning Volkswagens, padeophile Priests and Roger Whittaker