In Bed with the French

In Bed with the French


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Mad Dogs and Frenchmen – Animal Drama on a Parisian Sidewalk
May 09, 2016

Dogs are rock stars in Paris.  They are conversation starters and inseparable companions for over 300,000 dog owners here (that’s about one dog for every 7 people).  Dogs are the real “social animals” in this fair city.

When French Arrogance Pays Off – Vigilante Justice in France
April 21, 2016

I often write about how arrogant the French are and how they are so proud of that trait in their collective DNA.  I usually talk about it in a negative sense, having been married to a Frenchman for a while and remembering so many fights where he absolu...

Up Close and Personal on a Parisian Bus
April 10, 2016

The Parisians are naturally a discreet bunch; my French friends have more than once made fun of my American naiveté and openness.  They say Americans small-talk freely about money; ask total strangers their salary (a taboo subject at French parties); m...

Mother Nature’s Topless and Bottomless Vacation Holidays in France
March 27, 2016

With the approach of spring and warmer weather, I thought it was time to talk about a summery French tradition – that of the longstanding acceptance and practice of Naturism.  In France, Social Nudity can be a seasonal family vacation theme or a simple...

The Elevated Price of Peeing in Paris
March 12, 2016

Here’s a question for you. What basic service that every human being needs just increased its price by 40% in some parts of Paris? It’s not electricity or gasoline or highway tolls. It’s not the price of coffee or a baguette.

Moo’s, Boo’s and Whistles in Paris – France’s Cash Cow Industry Speaks Out
February 29, 2016

     Even though the French equivalent of the Oscars, called the “Césars” and the Oscars themselves were happening this weekend, the real star of the show in Paris was not Leonardo di Caprio in LA or Michael Douglas in Paris. -

Shopping for Love – The French Version of Retail Therapy
February 21, 2016

In last week’s inbedwiththefrench blog, I wrote about Valentine’s Day in Paris. I posted a suggestive photo of a sexy lingerie model who was staring at me at one of my usual bus stops in this city. She was obviously a vivid suggestion for a lover’s gif...

Forking Around on Valentine’s Day in Paris
February 14, 2016

When you live in Paris, you cannot avoid romance and sex. Even if you’re not having either of them, they slap you in the face at almost every street corner here in the City of Light and Love. Couples make out in the subway; suggestive billboards decora...

What Happens When French Taxi Drivers Throw a Tantrum? Nothing.
January 29, 2016

On Tuesday, January 26th 2016, I saw burgeoning, black smoke in Paris; smelled burning rubber; heard a French radio announcer talk about Paris being under siege. Hostages were taken; civilians were attacked and immobilized.

Can a French-Speaking Dummy of Donald Trump Save a French TV Show?
January 22, 2016

“Les Guignols”, a political satire show starring life-size muppets on French CanalPlus cable television network, went away about six months ago for lack of audience; lack of pertinence and just plain old out-datedness. However,