The Godfather is gutted with Steve Smith's lame declaration, Off White Thunder reckons Pup has revealed his true colours and Kev is starting a petition to re-open the Mt Victoria Tunnel on Sunday nights. -

We're soaking up the WACA test after a tough week as Kiwi cricket fans, and falling in love all over again with Rossco Taylor. - It's a strong week for Emails From Around The World with Bob in touch to talk little lambs,

We're back on the highveldt as The Godfather, Kevvy & Off White Thunder get stuck into a buffet of Emails From Around the World and pray for rain in Brisbane on Day 5. - Tim's not happy with the Australian TV coverage from his home on Perth,

Off White Thunder and Kevvy arrive at The Godfather's  in Karori with some east European lager to talk about pink ball specialist Travis Dean, where Kev buys secondhand cars, the Blacktown debacle, the emergence of the pink ball aggressive declaration,

The Godfather heads east to The Peninsula to talk about George Headley's double ton, Greg Dyer's inconvenient pink ball scaremongering, Jesse Ryder turning out for Wairarapa and scaring teenagers' mums, what they're eating in Southwark,

Kev and Off White Thunder head west to Beige HQ in Karori to talk about Freddie Flintoff's erectile malfunction, the poultice of Ben Smiths, Stephen Hotter's high performance and injuries, Mark Vermeulen's relapse,

The Godfather joins Off White Thunder and a rosé-fuelled  Kev at a BBQ on the Eastside and the boys get stuck into an epic pile of emails including Jayne on wicketkeepers, Reg on Martin Snedden's promises, The Tai Tapu Express on perjury case witnesses,

We have some dandelion bowling attacks set out in all their glory in Emails From Around the World: Mike M's entry is one comprising Morrison, Kennedy, Harris, Twose, Vaughan and Astle. - Reg thinks Kath and Kim dress-ups are the way to go,

Off White Thunder hosts Kevvy and The Godfather on The Miramar Peninsula in the midst of the World Of Wearable Arts extravaganza. - Kev is deep diving into the South African frocks and pot tour of 1995 and the boys get stuck into the great yarn about ...

Kevvy, Off White Thunder and The Godfather head over the Rimutakas to The Regular Correspondent's place. - Kev is completely infatuated with the life and times of Lalit Modi and the bourbon in his glass. OWT is less infatuated by the life and times of...