Burn & Rave
Latest Episodes
Horse Head in the Bed
In this episode of Burn & Rave, Sam explains ekphrastic poetry and the boys reveal some performance tips that could help you win the next poetry prize!Additionally, these geniuses discuss the world of horses, Ryan's nasal period, andSam introduce
Dishonor After Death
The Burn and Rave boys discuss old-age ailments and the dark, anti-Christian symbolism that recur in iconic songs. (Spoiler Alert: Melissa Etheridge and Led Zeppelin are cancelled.)Sam also shares cannibal haiku and they discuss their *award-winning human
CHUD Kids
In this quintessential episode of Burn and Rave, we learn why Ryan's favorite teacher was his favorite teacher. (Hint: It's not what you think. It's worse.) We also learn about narcissistic parenting and why Sam is always wrong.Also, Ryan
The Art of Joking Off
The Burn and Rave crew breaks down their need for a lot more sax, they engage in a messy joke off, and Ryan explains why he loves the slow lane.Sam explains his biggest flex while Ryan finally learns to flex his kegel.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy t
Shark and Bark
Listen, just don't tell anyone.In this episode, Ryan and Sam discuss reverse heightism, Ryan's rabid dog, shark baby hybrids, dog paternity tests, and Sam's near death experience (as well as being hit on by a GILF) at his favorite watering
Vaginasaurus
In this women-themed episode, Sam learns about lesbians and the fact that some women actually do stink. Meanwhile, Ryan invents a feminine hygiene product for dinosaur lovers. Also, the boys of Burn and Rave examine the gang epidemic in America and devise
The B&R Bear Trap
In this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave invent a full-proof sexual assault prevention device. Ryan survives Disneyland. DUIs vs IUDs are explained, and we learn that Sam is unable to perform jury duty. The rest is censored.Tune in, vibe out, share, a
Guaca-Glory-Holy-Lizzo-Mole
In this earth-shattering episode, Sam and Ryan breakdown the Lizzo story and get to the banana of things. In the science portion of the show, Ryan explains what happens when male genitalia is removed. Sam has different ideas. Also in this episode . . .D
Pimp Ass Fries
In this food friendly episode, the boys of Burn and Rave breakdown menu frustration, front butt smuggling, and the problem with Mountain Mike's pizza. They also crack the code . . . and it's 867-5309.In other news, Sam has a "cure" fo
Slack-Jawed Jokels
Sam and Ryan joke each other off in this all new episode. Other topics include: pizza rat, how to use an air fryer, Sam's gorgeous feet, peanut butter, and the 1% of wisdom Ryan imparts to his children.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode