Special guest Eeyore, sits in for Matthew, Kent sleds down a cliff of death with his kids, Dan volunteers for a Michael Bay brainwashing experiment, and Heath uses Jon Stewart to put down everyone in the 18-34 crowd.

Kent won’t take no crap from his plumber, Daniel denies having anything to do with shooting a bald eagle and then mooches off the U.S tax payers, Matt naively defends liars, and Heath says that zombies have great depth of character.

Dan nervously fingers his scalp to check for horns, Kent moves candles with his mind, Matt absolves the Seattle Seahawks, and Heath despairs in his music scouting skills. Show Notes: We mentioned Kent’s glorious magnolia tree.

In Episode 1, Dan admires his own heinie, Kent is mistaken for Quasimodo, Matt pays $30 a month to avoid walking 50 yards, and Heath ponders the inevitable doom of all space pioneers. Show Notes: After talking about what our past selves would say to ou...