Breakdowns

Breakdowns


Latest Episodes

Iranian Autism
August 21, 2017

This week I sit down with my second guest (fuck co-hosts), Adel Alizadeh (High Times)! We chat about Iran, dumb religions hot vs cold hell, living in NOLA during Katrina, Autism, Mooning & Slavery. SHOWS 8/23 QED 9pm 9/16 MONTREAL Comedyworks 7pm...

My Imaginary Girlfriend Brielle
August 14, 2017

This I chat about my new job as a real estate tool, worry of my first Jewish Gig, being more confident than a water bottle, basic bitch conventions, playing games in 2017, imagainary gfs & Hey Baldy! SHOWS 8/18 NY Comedy Club 7pm ($5 w/code...

A Celebratory Cigar & A Reflecting Rooftop
August 07, 2017

This week I reflect on quiting my restaurant job and smoked a Cohiba on my roof. (Apologies for sh*tty cellphone quality) SHOWS: 8/18 NY Comedy Club 7pm ($5 w/code ITMATTERS) 9/30 QED 11pm (FREE) **REAL FUNNY is now available on YouTube** FOLLOW ME:...

A Celebratory Cigar & A Reflecting Rooftop
August 07, 2017

This week I reflect on quiting my restaurant job and smoked a Cohiba on my roof. (Apologies for sh*tty cellphone quality) SHOWS: 8/18 NY Comedy Club 7pm ($5 w/code ITMATTERS) 9/30 QED 11pm (FREE) **REAL FUNNY is now available on YouTube** FOLLOW ME:...

I Look Cuban As Sh*t
July 31, 2017

This week I discuss looking soo Cuban, reviewed my shows, hosting, real estate slugs, naked phone interviews, Douchechester, making my own musicals & train edicit. SHOWS: 8/18 NY Comedy Club 7pm ($5 w/code ITMATTERS) 9/30 QED 11pm (FREE) **REAL...

Sweet Kissing & Scientology
July 24, 2017

This week we answer some Hey Baldy, open up about social media whoring, Chester Bennington, depression, new thongs, bad cartoon reboots & Scientology! SHOWS: 7/26 WED The Lantern 10pm 7/28 FRI NY Comedy Club 7pm ($5 w/code ITMATTERS) 8/18 FRI NY...

The Ms. +1 Pagent
July 17, 2017

This week I yell about my audition therapy, being the Brooklyn Brawler, looking for Ms. +1, shitty parenting, my hatred for MJ, smelling like cigs and selling sneakers. SHOWS: 7/22 Fairfield Comedy Club 7pm & 9pm (code Stoll) 7/26 The Lantern 10pm...

Taylor Swift is the Politician of Music
July 10, 2017

This week I chug some BLs, talk about my internet diagnosis, rock climb by myself, being to oily for a massage, my hatred for Taylor Swift & why we need to get rid of Linkedin. SHOWS: 7/22 Fairfield Comedy Club 7pm 7/26 The Lantern 10pm 7/28 NY...

Don't Fly for Pride
July 03, 2017

This week I go off about false hope in auditions, f*ckin actors, someone breaking into my house, getting a "smile of interest," cougars, coffee comebacks, creepy dolls & much more. SHOWS: 7/22 Saturday 7pm Fairfield Comedy Club 7/26 Thursday 10pm...

Would You Like to Hear Tonight's Specials?
June 26, 2017

This week I chat about my food specials, being a regular at a coffeeshop, visiting the museum of sex (pathetic), scaring children out of sex ed, using the word "john" & girls who roofie themselves. SHOWS 7/22 Saturday Fairfield Comedy Club 7pm...