In the film industry, adaptations of Bram Stoker's famous novel are especially popular. To the dedicated fangs, these adaptations can be split into three separate but equally important groups: the good, the bad, and the so-bad-it's-good.

Dracula 2000 falls into the last.

Grab your leather, open up IMDB (because you've seen that actor somewhere, you just know it), and blast the nu-metal as you join us for a movie that decided casting a pale Scottish man as a Middle-Eastern man was a good idea. Also bring the alcohol, because it's that sort of movie.

(Bonus thanks to Lady Gaga)