Behind Enemy Lines recaps another wacky week in politics.

In between some real talk about the caravan traveling through Mexico and the President's rally in Texas with Sen. Ted Cruz, the cray was strong this week (and we even taped before the lunacy of the pipe bomb mailings occurred). Just listen to this nonsense:

- Famed lawyer to porn stars MIchael Avenatti provides non-stop entertainment, especially after Russ and Gene discuss the latest news of his multi-million dollar judgment against his firm for wages owed to an associate, as well as news of his eviction from a Newport Beach office.

- Milk is racist! At least according to PETA, that is. Gene brings Russ up to speed on the latest attempt at relevance by PETA in its struggle for veganism - and his response is priceless!

- Sen. Cory Booker's righteous keyster getting caught up in a #HeToo accusation!

Then, the show takes a break from politics to talk to best-selling author, businessman and honest-to-goodness ninja Chris Casamassa (you may know him as Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat movies and television shows!) who visits to talk about his crusade against bullying and his new book and program, Bully Proof Fitness. Chris is on a mission to educate and motivate 1,000,000 kids across the country - and we're here to help him!