In a world where the machines have risen up, spellchecks are useless and autocorrect walks against wombat pinball. Internet word slinger Mason Fabulous and satin voiced flim-flam artist and brand expert Hermes "Bear" Brunson must band together to save the world the only way they now how. By watching trailers on YouTube and talking over them.

Other than watching videos on the radio (which is as exciting as it sounds) this week on the show:

It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights. It's time to regret the Muppets returning to TV
Are you a young tweeny male with nice hair? You are probably the new Spider-Man
Take another piece of our hearts, Seth Green.
I see you, James Cameron. I see you
Sure, you've seen the trailers for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and Jurassic World. Now you can HEAR them... sorta. Thank you science.
What does the fox say? apparently pastrami on rye, hold the mayo
Taco Cannon. Need we say more?
Taco Biscuits. Shoulda stayed with the taco cannon, just sayin

All that and something about bacon Jesus™ on the RadioBastard Podcast, your magical Internet friends.