A Britain isolated. A US ridiculed. An Australia divided. Politics is taking the world to a very ugly place. Still, lots for Balls Radio to make fun of.

RUNNING ORDER
00:00 Introduction
01:57 Lies about UK’s exponential migration
10:11 That £350million figure and other lies
22:14 Ross Gittins on the money on government spending
26:00 Trump’s big win – towards the apocalypse
36:59 Obama could be sued under US toilet fixation
40:34 Australian election rebate – more painful than constipation
44:39 Coal mine says climate change drained Thirlmere Lakes
44:30 New Zealand could lose nuclear free status
50:10 New Zealand wins race back to surplus
52:55 Mummified Maoris head home en-masse
55:36 Kiwi could die waiting to go home
58:12 New Zealand fishing patrolled by fishermen
1:01:44 What’s the Big Idea – improving dress standards
1:13:02 Tony Blair calls Jeremy Corbyn dangerous
1:16:41 Bomb scare in a nation on high alert
1:18:13 Lightning strikes a new threat to Europeans
1:22:17 Restauranteur in prison over nuts
1:23:49 Thomas Becket’s elbow makes it home
1:25:50 The unfinished Harmony of the Seas
1:29:23 Romanians say Peckham car park better than home
1:36:32 US Airport Security Chief sacked over long queues
1:43:29 Baseball hero’s family to sue over tobacco chewing