It's a "classic" American (and European) "tradition." Every February 14th — otherwise known as (St.) Valentine's Day — you sally up to your beloved with that most chivalrous of gifts — a bodacious bouquet of artificially-preserved and slowly-decaying cut flowers from somewhere thousands of miles (or kilometers) away. This past V-Day, we decided to ask a simple question... Why the ever-living fuck do we do this?! Seriously! It's super weird, and apparently entangled with some core contemporary injustices. Hope y'all enjoy this show, as Kevin hosts Ana Huertas and Stephen Torrence (currently stationed in snowy Toronto) to dive into the Global Zombie Plant Gift Industry of Love®...