1- Still in Montreal.2- Still Hot in England.3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.4- Walgreens is not a church.5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets6- Bruce’s Beach is once again Bruce’s Beach.

1- It's not a baseball catcher2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)5- It's denial that a 10 year old was raped. DING DING DING. You win, Ohio Garbage People.6- Wit

1- Highland Park Massacre2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.5- Free Brittney Griner6- Tiara Mack twerks Ted Cruz Shoots. Which is Obscene?7- David “Santa

1- It all started in San Francisco...2- Who’s Line Is It? He improv'ed learning improv.3- England to unapologetic4 - The Art of Teaching5- 30 years and it’s still guns and abortion6- Dick Cheney and the Good Ole Days7- Vote, read, and VOTE8- The Good News

1- Jan 6 hearings for entertainment only2- Yeah but what if it's a Muslim school?3- He took the day off4- Grab your gun. The Court has spoken.5- No ethics rules. Why? They’re Supreme.6- Plenty of bad cops to go around7- I mean, it wasn’t a dog. Let's play

1- I want to watch some perp walkin'.2- But it's just a loan3- I don’t have water. How about some gas?4- Patriots in a Uhaul? Lock 'em up.5- Young White Males6- Criminal profits, oh, I mean gas prices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat

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Welcome comic, host, actress, and now EMT: Crystal Marie!

1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men4- It's not a difficult issue, it's F**KIN RAPE.5- Uh... your neighbors joined the prot

1- CHAPPELLE ATTACKED. Going to have to add selfdefense and security to services2- Helping comics financially, physically, & mentally3- Carneys get unemployment, so should we.4- Comics are generous to our own. We need you too.5- Golf tournament &