This week, Jess is joined on the panel by new contestant Moose Bigelow (no, not that one the other one) to pitch everything from lamentable space racism to loads and loads of abdominal muscles to teaching horses how to backflip. Along the way we also learn the meaning of the word MORTAR and that hitchhiker is actually three words, you know, when you think about it a little.

TV Shows Designed In This Episode:

Jess(@legkicktko): Brick & MORTAR, Deport This

Moose(@moose_bigelow): Baker's Dozen, Fun Sighs

And the two do their best to make something out of nothing with EXPENSIVE TRICKS/TRIX

Host: Jim (@apparentlysmart)

Alternate Titles For This Episode: Give Me A Second, Have To Go Super Hammy, Elite Sniper Reality Show, Slightly More Dumb, Stinking Pit Of Hell, The Murder Phase, Parkhourse

 

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