Gather up your onions, your Casio keyboards, and your chewing gum because YIKES the mermaids finally have a gun! Luckily Jess and Mike are on hand in this here neck of the sea woods to save us all, and maybe try a little bit of butt poutine while they are at it! Sure it sounds gross, but then the Rock shows up! No, wait, he absolutely doesn't. This show might not be the funniest thing you ever heard, but it just might be a close second. Or it might not even be that! Listen anyway, ya jerks!

TV Shows Designed In This Episode:

Jess(@legkicktko): Stream Queens, Next To Godliness

Mike(@detectorsarcasm): Rrrrrrabid Justice, Quick Steve

And behold the sheer ruckus that is both contestants imaginings of ONE IN THE CHAMBER~

Host: Jim (@apparentlysmart)

Alternate Title For This Episode: Idiots On SeaDoos, Without A Ton Of Water, Hard Science Mermaid Show, More Like Dork-al Fin, Wolverine Abuse, Vague Cultural Osmosis, A Terrible Accent, There's A Commotion