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Welcome to A Guide to Lasting Rivalry!


Latest Episodes

AGTLR 24: He Eats Yellowjackets.
January 18, 2014

I start the podcast by telling Amy about my weird dream. Then we talk about other things. And then we find this awesome bag of old paperwork and it makes for great fodder. I find this weird little pamphlet from the '70s about my gestation. If I'd read it

AGTLR 23: Juggalb
January 10, 2014

Amy starts drawing a picture of a disfigured individual, which can be seen below. -   - Also, we talk about how frightening Juggalos are, and whether or not they qualify as a gang. If you're afraid to talk about a group of people,

AGTLR 22: SAD CHRISTMAS
December 31, 2013

It's a special AGTLR featuring me and Amy's spouses. We play a game of Lightning Tableaus - Tulsamugs.com (go to the site to play along!) edition. Me and Amy sacrifice the dignity of people's arrest photos and make up stories about how they lost their vi

AGTLR 21: Della Can’t Pee
December 19, 2013

    It's almost Christmas, and I'm stuck with the Obamacare night shift at work. Amy shares Justin's greatest culinary achievement, and we remember one of mom's greatest faux pas. Also, Amy describes a hilarious new show in a game that I didn't pre

AGTLR 20: Volcano Snowman Jazzy
December 10, 2013

Amy and Jason get on the subject of depressing holiday parties, the emasculation of the holidays, and celebrity scents. And cemeteries. And binoculars.

AGTLR 19: HAPPY (It’s no longer) THANKSGIVING
December 03, 2013

  It's not Thanksgiving anymore. That's OK! We have great leftovers to discuss. Or topics. Yeah, leftovers are the things you put gravy sauce on. Anyway, we discuss paranormal bullshit artists, cable installation and we try a new game: No Filter.  

AGTLR 19: Jason on Ambien for 45 Minutes
November 30, 2013

  I will warn you ahead of time, this episode is all me and no Amy, so it kind of isn't the same podcast. I was in Bishop, Ca. for the Thanksgiving holiday, and wanted to fill in the gap between this podcast and the next good one. This is just what you

AGTLR 18: Mom deserved better.
November 22, 2013

  Me and Amy embark on a journey that's impossible for us: Buying our mom a birthday present. We couldn't make up our minds. In the event of documenting this experience, we happened to also prove how inept we were in documenting this experience. We only

AGTLR 17: Diets can suck a dick
November 14, 2013

Diets can suck a dick, especially since me and Amy decide to go on one. Fuck diets. They suck with the raging intensity of two dozen chihuahuas. Also, my favorite band was playing this podunk town for 10 bucks and I missed it because I am insufferably la

AGTLR 16: Patheti-Sad 1st Dates
November 05, 2013

Me and Amy talk about our embarrassing, traumatic first dates. I think mine was way worse. Also, we talk about our first dates with our spouses. Those are way less embarrassing. Also, pictures of Poppy and Tigger. Yay!     Poppy and Tigger