In our first episode, we make our picks for Nick's winner, the next Bachelorette, and biggest breakdown.

Also: we've got the scoop (straight from the dolphin-shark's mouth!) on whether Alexis really knows the difference between a dolphin and a shark, we critique Liz's quest for Diff Eyewear sponsorships, and wonder if Rachel knows her apartment looks exactly like Olivia Pope's.

Intro theme: Oh Wee by Immortal Beats