If Alanis Morissette came out with her own brand of absinthe, we have the marketing all ready for her... We thank the Wormwood Society for the warm welcome! Dan can't wait to meet everyone this summer, and Jerry can't wait to hear all about it. Jerry

This episode was recorded on March 13th, right before we joined the Wormwood Society -- and even though it's being released on St. Patricks Day, has nothing to do with said holiday. Which is a shame, because what better green drink to drink on this green

Happy Absinthe Day everyone! Besides talking about SuperFocus glasses, the Monkees Mobile, and the awesomely talented Julia Nunes, this episode is heavily laced with Absinthe information and reviews - and rightly so, considering this is the 7th anniver

Um... fail? Jerry posted this episode to Facebook but forgot to make it live on this website ... and on iTunes? This has been live for nearly two weeks now. Just a good example of why you should inhabit our Facebook Page ... We'd like to thank our sp

First and foremost, we'd love to thank our new sponsor, Superfocus! Dan and Jerry are as excited as kids about to get a cool new toy. Because ... well, they are. They each get a set of the glasses. In this episode the knuckleheads discuss the suitability

What truly is the mean airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Just how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who actually is buried in Grant's tomb? None of this and more in this fantabulous episode of Slow Death Podca

Jerry thought he was watching Battle Los Angeles but was in fact watching Battle of Los Angeles, which has got to be one of the worst movies of all time, ever, even worse than Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space, because at least Plan 9 was fun to watch.

What if Ebenezer Scrooge had been drinking absinthe right before seeing the Christmas ghosts? What a concept ... too bad we didn't remember to talk about it during this episode. Nope, we talked about old goofy horror movies, touched upon why Jerry fi

Big announcement embedded in this episode! Also, check out this steampunk absinthe fairy outfit on Etsy (for only $8,138.83):         And we especially loved this concept bottle of a Christmas absinthe which, alas, doesn't actually exist (thanks

If you travel into the past, will you be a giant? Would you be willing to colonize a planet where you weigh twice as much as you do now? Any guys out there, ever wonder what it would be like to be a beautiful woman? Ever wonder about any of this? If so,