How did you discover the pleasures of masturbation? What is your masturbation process? How has your masturbation routine evolved from when you first started? Could you live without masturbating? How has your masturbation regimen been transformed by the global pandemic? Oh we're definitely back! And this time, with an episode we recorded before the hiatus, at the height of the pandemic, as you'll see in the rant. But it's still a good one, and of course still applies because we are STILL in it. Take care of yourselves, y'all. And come tell us how you're "taking care" of yourself and whether you could relate to our masturbation practices on social media: https://linktr.ee/99percentanomaly. Dassa has yet another bone to pick with the god of her youth (It's "mostly" about seafood tbh.... and girls :p). Nessa prefers the drive-thru, fast-food option of masturbation (the "wam-bam-thank-you-maam", if you will). And who in the world is surprised that Cass says her own name when she gets herself there? (Peak Aries, ladies and gentlemen!).  Music by Sarel (IG: @sarel_youniverse) and Jeff Pierre (IG: @jeffpierremusic).