SERIES 6 | EPISODE 14

HORNY CAT IS HORNY!!!

And based on the topics, yes, the typo in the title is stupidly intentional. And that’s a good thing, because can you imagine what other typos could come to mind for a title (ex: 3×2 – First Contact, PETA sucks, and More Typos Than You Can C(o)unt)?

But since this is our second-to-last episode of the season (we continue the obscenity in July), we’re going to make this one cunt. We mean count. And yes, that is a common typo for one of us in their work tickets (which (usually) gets fixed). But enough of that, let’s get on with this before you realize you’ve been duped into the asshole of the Internet. And before Horny Cat gets horny again. Which happens throughout this podcast.

 

HORNY CAT TOPICS

1. 1. We celebrate the pre-anniversary of First Contact on the prior Friday, contrasting the post-Eugenics war and pre-WWIII canon world with our own. We talk about the two on-screen appearances of Zephram Cochrane in Star Trek (TOS ep “Metamorphosis” and TNG movie

Star Trek: First Contact). And we are interrupted because Horny Cat is horny….

 

1. 2. We verbally eviscerate

the scumbags of PETA for their ongoing hypocrisy, pretending to be defending animals while snuffing them, condemning behavior much more humane than their shit, and making the Westboro Bastard Church look good in comparison. They’d probably even snuff Horny Cat for being horny….

 

1. 3. We make fun of some of our typos, which tend to be more entertaining than most, while blasting the ass-spawn of evilness that is autocorrect, for fucking up the things we get right (which is wy we don’t ever use it). And once again, Horny Cat is Horny….

 

[WARNING: HORNY CAT REALLY IS HORNY. THE EVIDENCE IS STREWN THROUGH THIS PODCAST LIKE A HORNY PISS TRAIL, WHICH AMPS OUR SEXUAL CONTENT TO NEW HEIGHTS. AND THE PSEUDOKIWI'S MIC CAPTURES ALL THE CAT-IN-HEAT FUN.]

THE EPISODE

 

 

 

HORNY CAT MUSIC
“Mmm Mmm Muzak” by thatcomposerguy (Shart Club for Men promo)
“First Contact” by Kumquat-Lock
“’09 Freedom Fighters Dance Mix” by PeterSatera
“Canceled theme [8bit]” by Calamaistr
“Systematic Dismemberment” by GoreBastard
“I fucked your dog” by Gritchy
“http://imgur.com/gallery/q5awp” by ZENON
“I Saw A Squirrel” by Mrmilkcarton

 

 

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