The Rolled Standard

The Rolled Standard


Latest Episodes

#167 Magnum P.U. Part 3 Waste Management Confidential (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
May 24, 2024

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, the Garbage A-Team makes their way into U.C.S. headquarters only to prove once again, that they have no goddamn idea what they are doing. O-Boi does some hacking, Olive does some hacking, Paul does some hacking,

#166 Magnum P.U. Part 2: Wigged Out (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
May 10, 2024

Returning to our crew, the Garbage A-Team now seems to be blending into M.I.L.F.s despite their complete lack of common sense or useful information. They get a little while to just stock up and relax before being rudely awoken by a typically shitty day in

#165 Magnum P.U. Part 1: Gag Reflex (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
April 26, 2024

As we take a small break from the main story happening in the "oh so wonderful" city of CY, we travel a short way back to just before a couple of convicts walked through the doors of Trigger Warning. We go back to do what no one has ever done be

#164 Trigger Warning Part 16: Murder on the Dance Floor (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
April 12, 2024

As the fight in T.I.T.S. Unlimited comes to a climax, it becomes clear that if the crew is going to make it out of this one, it wont be without losses. Sword lad gets targeted, Perseus takes a nap, Linda makes a single shot, and Les takes em out at the

#163 Trigger Warning Part 15: It's Not Just for Your Butt (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
March 29, 2024

After Les guarantees that the crew has to leave Trigger Warning, they head to the last job Linda wanted to take at T.I.T.S Unlimited. Where everything goes right, as per usual. Linda "meets" his van, Perseus gets a girlfriend, Sword Lad reveals

#162 Trigger Warning Part 14: Where Everybody Knows Your Name (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
March 15, 2024

Finally back at Trigger Warning, the boys attempt to take it easy for a minute while Pelgrane is gone trying to ditch a helicopter. This is obviously impossible, so I'm sure it's no news that a pinch of madness ensues. Sword Lad teaches, Linda get

#161 Trigger Warning Part 13: ApoCYlypse Now (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
March 01, 2024

With what seems like the entire city of CY after them, the gang has to improvise their way out of the worst debacle they've been in yet. Like every other mission though, these guys are guaranteed to keep climbing that “Most Wanted” ladder. Well, every

#160 Trigger Warning Part 12: Iced Out (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
February 16, 2024

Continuing their search through Raw Drug, the crew struggles to find their mark while fighting through both weird doctors and Tork the Argonite himselfall that before the vigilante shows up. Sword Lad is better with a gun, Les jacks himself in, Linda has

#159 Trigger Warning Part 11: Four in the Pink (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
February 02, 2024

Off the rails and into alleys, the crew makes their way to Raw Drug in hopes of finding an easy big score. Let's not kid anyone here, we know it won't be, right? Les actually uses his power drill, Perseus "interrogates" a man, Sword Lad

#158 Trigger Warning Part 10: Public Transit Enemy #1 (CY_Borg with Walton Wood)
January 19, 2024

Finally, en route to their big job, the boys find themselves in a race against time while the looming pressure of their wanted status starts bearing down on them. Perseus climbs a ladder, Sword Lad gets the finger, Les sprays and prays, and Linda takes hi