Welcome to “You’re Just Jealous” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast

My glasses, my walking stick, my car, my phone: everything is breaking down. My buddy’s offhand comment takes me back to a time when my defense was, “You’re just jealous!”

AI Is For The Birds

• Shout out to Ashika who lol’d with me at how lame AI is, thanks for tuning in
  

Sandman and/or Uncle Dennis

• Shout outs to the Sandman Uncle Dennis, no not THAT Uncle Dennis
  
• also , why not, shout outs to THAT Uncle Dennis
  
• but also to the Sandman Uncle Dennis
  
• these are two different people
  
• Shout outs to all the cult members
  

There’s So Much Going Wrong

• I’m relying heavily on my family to function
  
• i got my glasses and my car back and have ordered a new walking stick
  
• My cane got adjusted too high. I think I did it when I was messing around with it- that made it very hard to walk. Then, I made it too low
  
• My old brace is giving me fits and I have to go back to the cobbler
  
• I went to get a new brace and it was a fiasco
  
• I have so much going wrong that it is hard to look past it
  

The way he says it

• I ate a Wingstop chicken sandwich mango habanero and lemon pepper fries and it sucked
  

Unknown Emotional Toll

• I fell 3 times on Monday. One time I asked John to help me sit up
  

Reading the paper

• I bought a tablet to read the newspaper for $50 and it worked out
  

Potty Mouth Actor

• Michael Rapaport Stereo Podcast
  

On the schoolyard

• A buddy’s offhand comment about only children took me back in time
  
• “You’re just jealous” used to be my only defense
  
• “Who listens to you at that time of night?” – sorry Aunt Linda
  

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