Welcome to “New Van” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast

In this episode, I get a new van that accommodates a chair lift, host a friend from out of town, and start to plan the heavy metal concert at my burial.

News Smash

• News flash news smash breaking news update chyron Hoppin Hot Sauce is for sale on Amazon
  

Shout outs
Sand Man’s idea

• Shout out to Rocky and the Sand Man
  

Burial Music
Terrible Cemetery

• A terrible cemetery would have no benches
  
• Metal changes tempo
  
• You can only slam dance to it
  
• The dancing people stay away
  
• You can’t dance to it
  
• Nami replied, “and maybe that’s the point.” A metal thing to say
  

No Police Escort

• little league baseball season was a disaster
  
• The police escort didn’t show up and the parade was canceled
  
• In the middle the A’s decided to move to Vegas
  

Visitor

• Buddy came from out of town
  

New van
New car smell

• They picked up the old van for donation
  
• We purchased a 2020 Toyota Sienna.
  
• Its coming on Saturday
  

Pick Me Up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO50hC5WgYc
AL6000

• Finally, we are going to get a wheelchair lift in the trunk.
  
• I am trying not to get too excited
  

On The Contrary

• Admittedly, I can be a contrarian, so when KFJC got a little too carried away playing an all-vinyl marathon that extended to almost a week, I proposed an all compact-disc marathon, called The Plastication.
  

This week’s selfie:
New Van selfie