It's season three on your favorite Alien soaps! First, we witness Liz and Max's descent from sweet skinnydippers to armed robbers. Then, on RNM, Liz and Max are separated but each find a great storyline for Ryan and Patrick to geek out over. 

Triple-header-season-ender. We have Max getting emotional, Candy being sweet as hell and and a weird middle episode that Ryan and Patrick don't really know what to do with. This week, we complete Roswell season two!

These episodes are just really sad and really grounded. That doesn't leave Patrick and Ryan much to be silly about, but they do their best and that's all Alex would've wanted.

This week, Patrick and Ryan discuss Max and Liz being the worst Gamble Guys, Isabel destroying boundaries and how Kyle remains the GOAT.

This week Patrick and Ryan dig deep into mansion home design, Ryan's Grey's Anatomy Izzy continuity theory and why Kyle and Alex are the best.

This week Isabel is back to her old tricks, everyone is mean to Maria's cousin, and Sheriff Valenti is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E. 

Our episodes this week bring a big decision for Max, the return of Amy Deluca (yay!) and a whole lotta God talk. YMMV, but Patrick and Ryan have a good time parsing it all out.

This week, parents are shifted into another time dimension, Max is a bossy pants and Kyle remains the best. Also, it's time for the alt versions of our favorite aliens as they invade Roswell with their attitude, schemes and accents.

Surprise! Patrick and Ryan prematurely end their hiatus to do a Roswell s2 catch up. This week, it's FutureMax and a surprising amount of horniness on The End of the World and Creepy Nicholas living in a Ghost Town on The Harvest. 

On this week's episode, Ryan and Patrick go back to the forties, but this time on O.G. Roswell. So many cute outfits! Also, a whole heckuva lot happens on Roswell, New Mexico. Things get wrapped up, Alex sings, Liz sees the ocean, and a whole new villain