It's Ménage à Trois After Dark LIVE from the UCB Theatre in Chelsea!

Silver bells are ringin' and blingin' cuz NYC comic & love guru, Miz Lynn Bixenspan, rode her reindeer all the way to our holiday California King!

Lynn converts to an elf religion for love, Murf sticks a candy cane up his peehole and Diana burns her junk rubbing one out on a heater; meanwhile, Hoz crashes an office holiday party as Santa Cock and ruins Christmas.

Don't miss Lynn's monthly show at Q.E.D., Relationsh*t, and follow her sensual tweets @LynnBixenspan.