So a lot of public restrooms in China do not provide toilet paper. Have it ever happened to you that you just had a number 2 but could not find any toilet paper? Check out how this witted Chinese guy handled the emergency...

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今天上厕所忘带纸了，好在我够机智，打电话说：喂，给我来份外卖啊！外卖小哥说：“好的，请问先生您的地址在哪？”我说：“就在你家店的东边的公厕右手边的第三个坑，记得多带点餐巾纸啊...

——摘自http://www.mahua.com/tags/jingdianxiaohua/

餐巾纸 cānjīnzhǐ
Noun, napkins
白纸，paper
卫生纸，toilet paper
好在 hǎo zài
Adv, fortunately
够 gòu
“够+adj” means “…enough”
够聪明，smart enough
够了!“Enough!”
机智 jīzhì
Adj, witted
份 fèn
Measure word for “food delivery”
外卖 wàimài
Noun, food delivery
小哥 xiǎo gē
Noun, young male who works as delivery guy
地址 dìzhǐ
Noun, address
公厕 gōngcè
Noun, public restroom
Short for 公共厕所
坑 kēng
Noun, toilet stall; hole